Lancer Kind, Science Fiction author

Another billboard caught my eye.  The Quakers are at it again and this time they’ve got jet packs.  Aliens, robots, or puritans, whatever those Quakers really are, they’re coming out with products to make us go.  Where do they want us to go?
Do they want us to commute to work?  Rocket fuel costs a fortune [...]

Good friend and great writer Camille Alexa is coming to Seattle.  There are three Hadley Rille Books anthologies on archeology: Ruins Terra, Ruins Extraterrestrial, Ruins Metropolis; I’m published in the first (see posts tagged Moss Memoirs) and she’s published in the later two.  We are joining forces to do some readings on May 1st [...]

Today, I’m a friend of all animals, even moss.  I wasn’t always that way:
That was from when I fought the moss, but then it reached out–I mean really, it reached out–it taught me a lesson.
Learn how this could happen at a reading this Saturday at 7PM, March 28th, at 8862 161st Ave [...]

Does anyone know why Cylons must be referred to as toasters? Wouldn’t it be more humiliating to a sentient robot to be referred to as a curling iron? Or an electric toothbrush? I’m just saying… I have a toaster and I think it’s a pretty neat device!
Just look at this splendid T-Fal feller right [...]

I saw this billboard near the Seattle Post Intelligencer building (one of the local newspapers).  I don’t know what Quaker (the company) is thinking but here are some of my thoughts:

The Quakers are the robots that Schwarzenegger warned us about in Terminator, and they are ready to take control.
The aliens that came to [...]