Loading... The Quakers have Rocket Packs
Another billboard caught my eye. The Quakers are at it again and this time they’ve got jet packs. Aliens, robots, or puritans, whatever those Quakers really are, they’re coming out with products to make us go. Where do they want us to go?
Do they want us to commute to work? Rocket fuel costs a fortune (though faster than a Mercedes I hear). That sounds too much like simple Capitalism for these robots/alians dressed as Quakers. I think it’s something more devious. The human looks a little too relaxed for someone with a few hundred pounds of thrust attached to his back. Look at his haircut–not a hair out of place. And how high does he want to fly? I don’t care how much hairspray he used, he’s going to run out of oxygen without a jet pack helmet.
Now that’s a plot worthy of a robot/alien Quaker–killing off the human race with product defects.
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Comment from lancerkind
Time April 6, 2009 at 22:36
Benasaur, I thought you owned tivo?
Comment from lancerkind
Time April 11, 2009 at 01:40
Thanks mate!
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Comment from Camille Alexa
Time April 11, 2009 at 13:28
Warning: my attire for the Seattle event will be in vein of Quaker Steampunkery.
Comment from lancerkind
Time April 21, 2009 at 09:24
lol! I can’t wait!
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Comment from Benasaur
Time March 30, 2009 at 23:03
Check out their TV ads.